Arafat’s poor health

10.25.04

There are all kinds of reports these days about Yasser Arafat’s poor health, including rumours of practically every disease that exists:

There are conflicting reports about Palestinian president Yasser Arafat’s health. Some say he’s suffering gallstones and an intestinal infection while others say he has the flu.

Under normal circumstances I’d never wish poor health on anyone. But this is a terrorist responsible for the murder of thousands upon thousands of Israelis, countless Palestinians, and who knows how many other people. Normal rules just don’t apply.

On the other hand, he’ll probably blame Israel for launching disease microbes into his compound or something… and fifty million people in the mideast will believe him.

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1 Francis 10.25.04 at 11:06 PM

Ahh well, I’m sure he’s got sufficient funds that good doctors won’t be a problem, eh? 😉

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2 DaninVan 10.26.04 at 5:31 AM

Terminal stage of syph,if there’s a G*d.

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3 Francis 10.27.04 at 5:59 AM

Gallstones. No such luck.

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4 Damian P. 10.27.04 at 2:04 PM

Gallstones aren’t painful enough for that man. Come to think of it, having his limbs slowly amputated with a hacksaw, without anesthetic, isn’t painful enough for Arafat.

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5 Jonny 10.27.04 at 4:14 PM

The only way to kill Arafat is to drive a wooden steak through his heart.

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6 DaninVan 10.27.04 at 6:10 PM

“wooden steak”…? Well done?

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