You just can’t parody this stuff anymore
October 29th, 2004
Bin Laden Accuses Bush of Deceiving Americans:
Osama bin Laden accused President Bush of deceiving the American people and said the Sept. 11 attacks would not have been so severe if the president had been alert.
This is too funny to not be an elaborate spoof. Especially since I still believe Bin Laden’s been dead for two years. Some lookalike probably wondered if Reuters would be fooled and report this verbatim.
In any case, I bet in next week’s Onion, we’ll see the logical comeback:
Bush Accuses Bin Laden of Attacking Americans.
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Bin Laden says:
The PLO in Lebanon massacred whole entire christian towns.
Arafat’s crimes in Damour Lebanon
Do you not remember Damour Lebanon. Let me remind you. Arafat and the PLO plunged Lebanon into “massacres, rape, mutilation, rampages of looting and killings. Out of a population of 3.2 million, some 40,000 or more people had been killed, 100,000 wounded, 5,000 permanently maimed
In January of 1976, the destruction of Damour, a town of some 25,000 was completed by the PLO within two weeks.
read the whole thing.
Thanks Jonny; I was wondering if anybody
else remembered the Palestinian’s sojourn in Lebanon. They’re like locusts; they light down somewhere and it turns into Hell on Earth for the locals. I shake my head in disbelief when the revisionists get up on their soapboxes and beat their breasts in anguish over the poor Palestinian’s plight.
Bin Laden’s gotta lay off the ’shrooms, they’re causing permanent brain damage.
I think it is obvious that Bin Laden is a jew. Bin Laden is a mossad agent whose goal is to turn USA against the peace loving arabs so that Israel won’t have to do the fighting.
Hmm, why do you believe Bin Laden has been dead for two years? I mean, besides wishful thinking.
Hmm…wasn’t too good for the locals when the Zionists landed either…
Hanthala,
So explain to us good folks how things are better now in Lebanon?
Hanthala
You see thats the problem, you think you can go around massacring christians in lebanon, chinese buddhists in Indonesia, school children in Russia, each other every chance you get, but when someone tries to defend themselves against your massacres you seem to think you’re a total victim.
Tell you what, stop massacring infidels and things might just improve.
lol…Jonny, you might give the same advice to those fanatic settlers on the West Bank and Gaza. My massacres…lol
I mean, really, you people…