Segacs's World I Know

Plus, a whole bunch of other wars, conflicts, armed skirmishes, and general disputes: The Power of Ridiculous Reasons:

I mention these examples because I think the world needs another ridiculous rule to solve some big problems. And it’s no fair saying my new rule is ridiculous because that’s exactly the point. The new rule would be this: Any land controlled by a country for 50 years straight is legitimately theirs. It’s like a statute of limitations for armed resistance.

Is it too soon to suggest that Dilbert be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize?

Some of you may remember this list, which I created at the start of the year as the mother-of-all resolution lists.

Well, it’s July, which means half of 2010 is gone. So I thought it would be useful to do a quick update, to see what kind of progress I’m making.

1. Go to Morocco. - Made it there, thanks to volcano, almost didn’t make it back
   
2. Go camping at least twice next summer. - does camping out on a couch count?
3. Find my dream apartment and move into it. - still looking
4. Get my own washer/dryer and finally stop dragging my laundry around like a friggin’ nomad. - see #3 above
5. Get a dishwasher. - see #3 above
6. Replace my 12-year-old car with something newer and zippier. - zoom zoom
7. …or else get rid of it and join CommunAuto. - opted for the new car instead
8. Successfully fight that unfair, BS speeding ticket. - still waiting for a court date notice; they can take their time as far as I’m concerned
9. Complete and edit my NaNoWriMo 2009 project. – um, not so much
10. Participate in NaNoWriMo 2010. – we’ll see
11. …and win. - well, duh
12. Buy those new dishes I was eyeing at the Ottawa kitchen store. – not yet, but hoping to shortly
    
13. Buy a spice rack. – maybe when I get a new kitchen
14. Paint my kitchen yellow. (I’ve always wanted a yellow kitchen, for some reason.) – see #3 above
15. Go skiing at least three times. - went twice. so close, yet so far.
16. Go snowshoeing.
17. Visit Cathy. – not yet, but Bluesfest starts soon
18. Visit Andrea and Jim. - yay Mars!
19. Convince Andrea and Jim to come visit more often. - mission accomplished
20. Host Etrek Montreal-fest 2010. – y’all are welcome
21. Eat breakfast (other than coffee) more days than not. - coffee and a granola bar counts, right?
22. Buy a vegetable steamer.
23. Find a new volunteer project.
24. Celebrate Canada Day someplace where people are actually happy to be Canadian. - yay Mars
25. …with fireworks. - yay Martian neighbours
26. …and some typically Canadian music like Blue Rodeo or Great Big Sea. - when I’m up I can’t get down
27. Buy new socks and throw out the ones with holes in them.
28. Reprise Buy Nothing Week.
29. Roast marshmellows over a fireplace. - does a backyard fire pit count?
30. Have a board game brunch. - several times over
31. Eat crepes at CDL. – mmm, crepes
32. Host a wine and cheese. - mmm, cheese
33. Host a fondue party.
34. Make homemade sushi.
35. Play poker.
36. …and win.
37. Finish reading Don Quixote. – I gave up
38. …in time for the January book club meet-up. - yeah, not so much
39. Watch the rest of the UK version of Life On Mars. – gotta find season 2 on DVD, anyone have it?
40. Attend the St. Patrick’s Day Parade - but of course
41. …and fail to remember much about it later. - wow, I was far too sober this year
42. Turn 30. - kinda inevitable
43. …with minimal freaking out. – 30 actually feels pretty good
44. Go to New York City. (I heart NY). – maybe this fall
45. Go to Quebec City. – maybe this winter
46. Get through the winter without succumbing to the winter blahs. – it was a short winter, so that helped
47. …and weighing less than I do now. – hah!
48. Win tickets to something on the radio. - haven’t really tried
49. Get a letter to the editor published in the newspaper. – haven’t submitted any. Wow, I’m lazy!
50. Attend the Salon Passion Chocolat. - not till the fall
51. …and the Jazz Fest. - yep
52. …and the Comedy Fest. - next week
53. …and Bluesfest Ottawa. - next week
54. …and Nuit Blanche. – it was too bloody cold
55. …and the FrancoFolies. – it rocked
56. …and FantasiaFest. – later this month
57. …and a bunch of other festivals. - Beerfest!
58. Keep walking to work every day, as long as I live within walking distance. - it’s the only way to travel
59. Pack lunches and avoid the takeout trap. – managing on average four out of five days – not too shabby
60. Pay someone an undeserved compliment. – won’t say who
61. Learn to sew well enough to hem my own pant legs and sleeves.
62. Don’t get the flu. - epic FAIL
63. Call my grandfather. - often
64. Learn CSS.
65. …and update the look and feel of this blog so it’s not so ugly.
66. Blog more often. - does this post count?
67. Read the Israeli news headlines more regularly. - in spurts, but I try to keep up
68. …in Hebrew, to keep my language skills from going completely rusty. – I think my reading skills are nearly gone, sadly
69. …and listen to online radio or watch online TV broadcasts in Hebrew, too, for the same reason. - doing better on this score
70. Update my online (Flickr) photo albums. - mostly up to date
71. Update my offline (printed) photo albums. – yeah, not so much
72. Buy fruits and veggies from the farmers’ markets instead of the supermarket. – I heart Marche Jean-Talon
73. Vote. - there haven’t been any elections
74. …in an election where my vote actually makes a difference. - yeah, like that’ll happen
75. Visit the Contemporary Arts Museum on freebie Wednesday.
76. Go to at least one rock concert. – does FrancoFolies count?
77. …by a band that has been around for less than 15 years. - who?
78. Watch the Cannes Lions winning ads.
79. Carry on an entire conversation with a francophone without letting on that I’m anglo. – this works better in Morocco than it does in Montreal
80. Try 10 new restaurants in Montreal. – I’ve lost count but surely it’s been more than 10
81. Find a good answer to the inevitable questions about my name that doesn’t involve exasperation, or a long backstory.
82. Clean the oven.
83. …using baking soda (?) - sorry Urban Green Girl, but it doesn’t work as well as you said it would
84. Organize my DVD collection.
85. Set out to buy clothes and actually end up with clothes. – some of them are even pink
86. …and no shoes. – I think I did this once
87. Master the art of the experience brief. - I didn’t, but Jasmin is working on it
88. Get more (consumer) insightful. - oh, definitely
89. Retrieve my old electric keyboard and actually remind myself how to play it.
90. Reduce the procrastination to a manageable level. - Sporcle is evil
91. Pay my taxes. – they come off my paycheque automatically, so this one has been easy
92. …and put the refund towards travel. – see #1
93. Win my 2009-10 fantasy hockey pool. – I placed second
94. Draft Ovi in the 2010-11 fantasy hockey pool. - not yet, but wait till September
95. Go to at least one Habs’ playoff game – contingent on them actually making the playoffs, of course. – went to three of ‘em. Helped that the Habs made it to the conference finals.
96. Keep kosher(ish) for Passover. – um… the less said the better. my mom might read this.
97. Couchsurf. - repeatedly
98. Host couchsurfers. – several of ‘em
99. Help at least three friends plan trips. – it’s the next best thing to traveling myself
100. Invent a new smoothie recipe. - bananas and kahlua – surprisingly good together
101. Watch the Olympics on TV. – glued to the set
102. …and see the Canadian team win the hockey gold. (Hey, I can hope, right?) - epic WIN!
103. Improve my Spanish from a 20-word vocabulary to at least a 50-word one. - still on the to-do list
104. Watch Mad Men Season 4. - it starts in two weeks, can’t wait!
105. Upgrade from Windows XP to Windows 7. - on my netbook, but not on my desktop yet
106. …preferably without losing my mind in the process. - TBD
107. Go apple picking in the fall.
108. Sell my old backpacks.
109. Clear out my closets and drawers. – now I have no clothes left
110. …and participate in a clothing swap.
111. …and donate whatever I cannot swap to charity.
112. Drink more green tea instead of coffee. – I heart david’s tea
113. Finish the pile of books that are sitting on my “to read” shelf. - pile keeps growing
114. Get my grandmother’s chicken soup recipe from my mom.
115. …and learn to make it.
116. Convince my mom that the world isn’t going to end in 2012, regardless of what the Mayans said. - I’m still not sure she’s entirely convinced
117. Go karaoking. - we all live in a yellow submafine
118. Go kayaking.
119. Laugh a lot.
120. Spend less time in front of the computer making these lists, and more time actually doing the things on them. - been too busy to blog, does that count?

So, by my count, that’s 55 items out of 120 that I can cross off the list as having done so far. That adds up to about 46% of the list accomplished, with 50% of the year left. Not too shabby.

Now I gotta start working on finding that apartment. And learning Spanish. (Hmmm, maybe an apartment in Spain?)

Fuck the moronic thugs who decided that setting police cars on fire and smashing store windows was an appropriate Saturday afternoon activity.

Fuck Stephen Harper and the Conservative government for thinking that hosting this summit in a major urban centre was an appropriate use of over a billion dollars of taxpayer money.

Okay, rant over.

The Toronto Star has a photo essay from this weekend. Sometimes, pictures really do say a thousand words.

The U.S. Supreme Court has been hard at work, ensuring that all Americans have the right the own handguns.

Of course, with fifty million potential gunshot wound victims without health insurance, one would think that the Founding Fathers might have anticipated the need for a universal right to healthcare in the Constitution too, no?

The world’s biggest party kicks off today. Nope, it’s not the Stanley Cup, much as we might like to think so (oh, and congrats, Blackhawks) but the cup that only comes around once every four years - and never to the great white north. That’s right, it’s futbol time! Ole, ole…

During the last two world cups, I was in Europe, in the middle of the frenzy. This time  I’m in Montreal, so I imagine it will be somewhat different. As usual, Damian says it best: “For Canadians, the World Cup is like a really awesome house party that we’re longingly watching through the window.” Well, Damian, if we have to press our faces up against the glass, might as well make it the glass of a big-screen TV in a pub, with plenty of beer.

Four years have passed since the last World Cup, and that means four years’ worth of digital technology advances. Some cool tools and toys for this year’s World Cup enthusiasts include:

• Marca.com’s World Cup Wheel (via Sean) – extremely cool interface providing an overview by country, date, city, group and stage.
• BBC Sport’s World Cup Predictor (via Adrien) - make your picks and watch the magical, hypnotizing, colourful lines.
• That Nike commercial that everyone’s been talking about.
• Watching the World Cup for the first time? Never fear, The Onion has you covered. (Via Ken)

And in case you’re wondering where my loyalties lie… Go England!

We’re in the conference finals, baby!!! WOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here was the scene in McLean’s Pub with about a minute left in the game:

Penguins are going golfing. Habs are moving on to the conference finals for the first time since 1993. And – say it with me – we all know what happened in 1993.

The whole city is partying right now. Think I’ll go join them.

GO HABS GO!!!

Imagine that: People in Quebec want the right to choose the language of their kids’ education:

A new survey of Quebecers’ attitudes on education shows that two out of three prefer to have the right to send their children to any school in the province they choose, public or private.

The poll, conducted for The Gazette by Léger Marketing, asked whether students other than those now allowed, including franco-phones, should have access to English-language schools if they wish.

A total of 66 per cent of a representative sample of Quebecers agreed that they should – including a 61-per-cent clear majority of francophones.

Non-francophones were even more overwhelmingly in favour, at 87 per cent.

It’s about time that the francophone majority realised that they’re the ones getting most hurt by the current policies. After all, their kids will grow up learning French at home regardless, and without a strong foundation in English, their opportunities will be very limited in today’s world. Then, there are the anglo parents who would prefer to send their kids to French school so that they could grow up fluent in French, but opt instead to send them to English school in fear that their children will lose their right to choose.

This poll is long overdue and I hope the provincial parties will actually take notice, rather than resorting to the same rationalizations as the SSJB. The protectionist stance that the Quebec government has taken with schools has not preserved the status of French; it’s impeded the potential of Quebec. Unfortunately, it’s not likely to change anything in the short term. But in the long term, it may demonstrate that there’s a real willingness to embrace change and institute policies that open doors instead of chaining them shut.

Traveling this summer? You may want to buy volcano insurance:

Eamonn Brennan, chief of the Irish Aviation Authority, warned of “a summer of uncertainty” in the air due to the continuing eruption of Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokul (ay-yah-FYAH-lah-yer-kuhl) volcano.

In Brussels, European Union transport ministers held another emergency aviation meeting and emerged vowing that reforming the continent’s patchwork air traffic control system into a one seamless airspace was a “top priority.” Germany and France also demanded binding rules to determine when airspaces should be closed and planes grounded because of volcanic ash.

Airlines and airports complained bitterly that EU uncertainty during last month’s volcanic crisis grounded too many flights for too long last month. In all, more than 100,000 flights were canceled, inconveniencing 10 million travelers.

As one of those “inconvenienced” 10 million travelers last month, I can say that being stuck overseas with no way home was at once memorable, and an experience I don’t wish to repeat anytime soon. Word of advice to those with travel plans for this summer: Check your insurance policy carefully. Include the fine print.

Meanwhile, I have to admire columnist Christopher Elliott of National Geographic Travel for having the courage to tell it like it is when it comes to one of my pet peeves: screaming babies on airplanes:

The problem is as old as air travel itself: Adults seated next to misbehaving kids while confined to a pressurized aluminum tube. But it seemed like until now, at least, we knew whose side the parents were on. Like the mom on Meador’s flight, they did everything they could to keep their offspring from driving the rest of the passengers quietly mad.

Today, you can’t be so sure.

[ . . . ]

“Today’s parents think that their little darlings have the right to scream, pound on the backs of chairs, hit passengers on the head and do whatever else amuses them,” says psychiatrist Carole Lieberman. “This comes from parents feeling entitled and being too distracted by their own fears, worries, computer work, movies, and so on. They think of the flight attendants as their own personal baby sitters.”

Airlines already blacklist passengers for all sorts of reasons, from bad behavior to breaking their ticket rules.

Perhaps they should add inept parents to the list.

Thank you, Mr Elliott! I have nothing against children, but listening to them screech and cry and scream for hours on end ranks up there with root canal on my list of least favourite things in the world. I once spent a 12-hour flight from Japan to the USA seated next to one baby who did nothing but cry and spit up on me, and in front of another baby who interspersed her crying with pulling my hair and kicking on my seat.

Flying is uncomfortable enough as it is without having to add putting up with other people’s kids to the equation. If you’re a parent, please, please spare ten seconds to think of the rest of the passengers on the flight before you decide to take your baby on an airplane. Thank you.

Team Canada wins Gold - Vancouver 2010

It was the shot heard from coast to coast – Sidney Crosby’s overtime goal to win this hockey game 3-2 and secure the record-breaking 14th gold medal for Canada.

A fitting feather in the cap of what have been incredible Olympic games. And they couldn’t have scripted it any better. Perfect photo finish.

A moment, to salute all our  Olympic medallists.

Now, let the celebrations begin!

We’ve now won 10 gold medals, which – at the moment, anyway – is more than any other team.

Our athletes are impressing the hell out of everyone, on the skating rink, the ski hill, the hockey arena, the bobsled track, hell, even the curling rink. (Is curling even a sport? Debatable. But we are pretty damn good at it. Even if the Norwegians have those awesome pants. But I digress.) The figure skaters have captured our imagination, from the near-perfection of Moir and Virtue to the inspiring courage of Joannie Rochette. And of course, in hockey, our women have claimed gold, while the men have just advanced to the finals against the USA on Sunday, with tonight’s nail-biter of a 3-2 win over Slovakia.

Everywhere, the red and white waves, crowds burst into spontaneous renditions of the national anthem, and the entire country from coast to coast has come together to cheer on our Olympians.

Has there ever been such a display of Canadian patriotism in recent history? Not that I can remember.

The Olympics had a controversial staging, a rocky start, and endless debates over cost overruns, podium pressure and everything under the sun. But leaving all that aside, it’s been a pretty incredible couple of weeks. And I have to believe that this has done a lot to buoy pride in the red and white in this country of ours, which, you gotta admit, is really fucking awesome.

There are two more days left in these Olympic games. Whatever happens – in the hockey finals or elsewhere – I’m really proud of our athletes and our country. Go Canada Go!