C’mon Julia, I know you’re a big Hollywood actress and all, but did you really have to be so cruel as to name your twins Hazel and Phinnaeus???
Hey, I guess it’s better than Apple or Clementine.
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Phinnaeus?….isn’t there some law to protect kids from that kind of abuse?
What a flake. “Hey Phinhead, gimme your lunch money…”
My Phinny valentine…
“Hey Phinarse…”
etc., etc
Maybe you should start a contest to dredge up some choice cruelties; you could send them to the vapourhead and maybe save the kid from a lifetime of anxiety.
Hazel is nice. A little old fashioned maybe.