I want to be evil. I do evil things. But given the opportunity, and a darn good reason I may turn to the good side. Besides I am probably a miserable evil genius.
Damn, I thought I was much eviler than that.
In related news, I’m also apparently 13% idiot (which somehow translates to “friggin’ genius”, though I don’t seem to be genius enough to understand how that works), and only 18% hippie.

Heh…that test is amazingly accurate 😉
I am 65% Evil Genius.
Deceitful & Crazy!
Evil courses through your blood. Lies and deceit motivate your evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in your doings.
…damn, they’re good!
Sh*t! I want the credit I deserve!! That was me.
34% I want to be evil and try hard to be so, but I’ve a guilty “conscience” probleme that keeps popping up and thwarting my evil plans.
You’re the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie. Not evil enough.