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Gone but not forgotten

I’ve been a bit too busy to blog – but never fear, I shall return soon!

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  • DaninVan 08.15.05, 4:05 PM

    Oh sure, ignore your legions of loyal followers…

  • John Palubiski 08.15.05, 5:52 PM

    When I saw the “1” beside the word “comment”, i figured it was you, DinV!

    Gee, Sari, there are so many important things happening and you appear to have gone AWOL.

    Hows about some itmes on anglos or Montréal or La Belle Province?

  • DaninVan 08.16.05, 3:01 AM

    ….:)

  • DaninVan 08.18.05, 5:22 AM

    A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-likecar so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. “Look !” she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. “And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.” For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Services will be at Downing funeral home on Monday the 12th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service. Please send your donations to the ‘Think before you say things to your wife foundation’, Dallas, Texas.

  • John Palubiski 08.18.05, 5:50 PM

    Hahahaha! DinV, are you sure she didn’t want something that went from 0 to 300 in under 4 seconds?

    Reminds me of that short-sighted little old lady who came upon Hugh Hefner when he was stark-naked.

    “My gawd”, she exclaimed. “What is that old man wearing? And BOY does it need ironing!”

  • DaninVan 08.20.05, 5:27 PM

    Yup, a hot iron’ll fix that right up…

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