Ah, families…

The Onion strikes again:

Brent Dobson, a 19-year-old Army private who was reunited with his loved ones on May 8 after a harrowing two-week ordeal as a prisoner of war in Iraq, is already “sick to death” of his family, Dobson reported Monday.

“As I paced that 6×9 cell, with nothing but crumbs to eat, contaminated water to drink, and a broken piece of crockery to piss in, the thing that kept me going was thoughts of my family back home,” said Dobson, pacing his 10×11 bedroom in his parents’ home. “Well, after four days in this place, Iraq isn’t looking quite so bad.”

Added Dobson: “God, is my mom annoying.”