Well, the good news is, I’m back up and running again.
I had to reformat my hard drive this week, after all but killing my computer. To make a long story short, it rebelled against my attempt to upgrade my Windows version.
I did manage to revive it from life support, which, if I may say so myself, is pretty good for a technical nitwit like yours truly. I even rescued a lot of my documents and programs.
Sometimes, I do think the developers of Windows added a few “extra” settings to their software, though:

lmao. Cool graphic. My condolences on the problems.
Looks like you’re an MS Word user.
I yell at Word so much that I end up feeling guilty.