Osama bin Laden accused President Bush of deceiving the American people and said the Sept. 11 attacks would not have been so severe if the president had been alert.
This is too funny to not be an elaborate spoof. Especially since I still believe Bin Laden’s been dead for two years. Some lookalike probably wondered if Reuters would be fooled and report this verbatim.
In any case, I bet in next week’s Onion, we’ll see the logical comeback:
Bush Accuses Bin Laden of Attacking Americans.