Is it just me, or are people in my field taking a bit of a beating in the press lately:
Hey, I’d still rather be in advertising than a lawyer joke.
It’s tough being in advertising these days
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Yeah, and at least you’re not in our Danish diplomatic mission.
That’s nothing compared to what Triumph put some of you guys through! My buddy had it on tape and I’m laughing now just thinking about it.
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Q: What’s black and blue and floating in the St. Lawrence river?
A: Someone who made one too many lawyer jokes.
🙂
A Hindu, a Jew and a Lawyer are lost in the wilderness when in the distance they see a light. They walk towards the light and come across a farm house. The farmer says I have only two beds and one of you will have to sleep in the barn. The Hindu says “ok, I’ll sleep in the barn”. Five minutes later theres a knock on the door and its the Hindu. The Hindu says “I can’t sleep in the barn because there are cows there and they are sacred”. So the Jew says “ok, I’ll sleep in the barn”. Ten minutes later there’s a knock on the door and its the Jew. The Jew says “I can’t sleep in the barn because of the pigs. Pigs are dirty, I can’t sleep with pigs”. So the Lawyer says “alright, I’ll sleep in the barn”. Fifteen minutes later theres a knock on the door and its the cows and the pigs.