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Work accident

I don’t think the CSST will cover this work “accident”:

Police officers recently foiled a suicide bombing attack in Israel, it was revealed on Monday. However, a highly unusual chain of events led to his apprehension.

It appears a leak in his bomb-belt caused phosphorus material to reach his skin causing such a severe burn that a hole was literally seen in the stomach of the would-be bomber.

I hope this gets extensive publicity. I’m willing to bet that some would-be terrorists who have no problem with the idea of blowing themselves to pieces might second-guess the whole thing if they hear about this. Backwards? Yes. Plausible? Very.

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  • hazak 05.05.04, 6:20 PM

    Hey, if “Zionism is behind” the recent Saudi terrorist attacks in Yunbu, why aren’t they blaiming the “Zionists” for improperly made phosphorous, or for the bad weather for that matter? It’s a matter of time…

  • DaninVan 05.06.04, 3:27 AM

    Phosphorus?! What was he trying to do? Sounds more like a distress flare than a bomb. ‘Achmed, The Human Roman Candle’.

  • Peter 05.06.04, 4:03 AM

    Phosphorus? Preposturous! It must be the fault of the Zionists!

  • jill 05.11.04, 12:31 AM

    Phosphorous. You know, the stuff the Americans were pouring on the Iraqi detainees in the photos?

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