That’s the sound of all the things happening in the world that are whizzing by as I attempt to segway from a business trip into a long weekend road trip.
The government survived by one vote, some Palestinian terrorists are firing mortars at Israelis, and the new Star Wars movie came out in theatres. No, I haven’t seen it yet. No, I’m not particularly fussed about it.
Have a good long weekend, everyone. Back Tuesday.
Palestinians (and by no means all of the world’s millions of Palestinians in any case; just a handful of f**kers!) are by no means the only pieces of s**t in the world shooting mortars as we speak. In Chechnya, in Sri Lanka, Colombia, yes the world is full of mortar-firing a**-holes…
Segway?! You’re going camping on one of these:
http://www.segway.com/