According to this religion quiz, seems all those years I spent thinking I was Jewish were wrong. I shall join the ranks of Lisa Simpson because I believe I’m actually Buddhist:
You scored as Buddhist.
Buddhist
80% Jewish
55% Anarchist
55% Christian
45% Cult
45% Catholic
30%
At least all those years of Hebrew school amounted to something…
(Via Paul Jané).
Ironic, isn’t it Paul, that I’m Jewish but scored Buddhist, and you’re Catholic and scored Jewish… now all we need is a Buddhist who scored Catholic to complete that chain 🙂
I wonder what the parameters for Jewish were?
American Democratic, Modern orthodox, or Messianic Cultish?
I think I’m more Jewish than Christian, but this guy doesn’t.
I’m pretty sure “this guy” is a woman, Josh. ‘Danielle Princes’ was the name as author.
Apparently I’m a Devilworshipping polygamist organgrinding monkey.
Sounds about right.
I am an Anarchist. 100% But a peaceful anarchist.
and 0% jewish. hahahahahahah
The answers that come up at the end (and the fact that “catholic” and “christian” are two seperate options) make it clear that DaniellePrincess is not exactly impartial here: this is a fundie Protestant adding a link to her site. Oddly, I got referred to a second question after I took this: I put “The bible is best interpreted with the heart” and then answered that I voted for Kerry. It then asked me to answer which answer was most important to me. When I answered that the bible was, I got classed as mostly Christian. When I answered Kerry, I got this:
“Coochy choochy coo, what a cute little ANARCHIST we have here. You see everything as a means to an end, and that end is You. You don’t understand why some saps do community service cause you wouldn’t be caught dead picking up trash unless you were in an orange jumpsuit. You’re also pretty angry at the world but are too self-concerned to do anything about it because you are an anarchist. Understanding this statement would practically kill you, “There is freedom in obedience.” You probably also hate Bush.”
Yeah, that quiz wasn’t exactly scientific. And it’s certainly not exhaustive. I mean, there isn’t even a Muslim option. But hey, like I said, it’s a pointless quiz – take it for what it is 🙂
I’m 85% Buddhist and only 40% Jewish.
On the other hand, it pegged this Jew as Jewish (75%). Catholic and Christian (which I guess means Protestant)scored 50% each. Have you ever heard Jews discussing what kind of Christian they’d be if they had to be Christian (although the circumstances under which one would “have to be” Christian are too depressing to think about)? In my eperience, most say Roman Catholic.